There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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