just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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