im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
zippers are such a cool invention
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explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
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MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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