Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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