Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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