with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
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Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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