So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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