Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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