batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
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Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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