BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
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I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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