well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
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I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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