Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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