Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
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Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
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Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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