Swine flu is the new snow day.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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