you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
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Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
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Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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