I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
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Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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