Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
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tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
This is my gift to your gina
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I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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