she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
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Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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