So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
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You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
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So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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