Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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