I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I AM VODKA MAN
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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