Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
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I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
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For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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