i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
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her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
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"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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