oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
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HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
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I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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