Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
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If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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