i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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