shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
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I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
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I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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