The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
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I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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