Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
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I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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