doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
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You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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