I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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