I swear she didn't look like that last week.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
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Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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