question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
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Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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