Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
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My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
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I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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