Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
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I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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