Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
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making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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