I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
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I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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