we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
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I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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