Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
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That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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