hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
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woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
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The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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