I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
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I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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