Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
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Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I want a musical about memes.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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