? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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