The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
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Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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