remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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