I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
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The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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