I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
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Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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