please come you make the beer taste better
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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