ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
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I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
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He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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