So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
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Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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